"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
why were dinosaurs so big
because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
Friends who bring up embarrassing things you did a long time ago
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty